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Husband & inspector

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Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector : What is her height?

Husband : I never checked.

Inspector : Slim or healthy?.

Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Inspector : What was she wearing?

Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector : Was she driving?

Husband : yes.

Inspector : colour of the car?....

Husband : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.... .. .and then the husband started crying...

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